Last week I visited my brother who was in collage because it was family weekend. In the middle of 2nd period he texted me. "AUSTIN. IM SO ******* HYPE TO SEE YOU TODAY." That's how I knew that he really wanted to see me. He wanted to see me so much that I swear he could of hurt some one badly. If the school district seid I couldn't go I swear my brother would of driven down here and pick me up. He would hurt someone that attempted to stop him. Thankfully that didn't happen. I was allowed to go and see my brother for family weekend.
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> work at McDonalds. >Overworked. >Underpaid. >Big day today. >Not sure what's happing but our manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal we do specials all the time. >Manager looks worried. >imchillman.jpg >I look up at the menu , see some cartoon there, must be for the kids >its 6:58am, we open at 7:00 am >theres queue outside >MFW its not children >They are all waring clothing of the cartoon >Ohcrap.exe >The doors burst open and i am greeted by the first customer >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora. >he says "hygeh i'll have some schum cheeken mcnuggz with some scheziuan zauuce!! >the ogre looks back to the crowd >he says WUBALUBDUB-DUB >the entire crowd of shreks also respond >WUBALUBDUB-DUB. >be me
>worlds greatest hacker >#1 on FBI's most wanted list >but they cant track me down because i always delete my browser history >just got done hacking the entire internet >now every one gets redirected to www.gooutside.com >one of my hacker bros messages me on AIM >my best hacker bro has been arrested >sees fbi helicopter >opens internet explorer >gets redirected to gooutside.com >oh yeah for got about that >runs disable gooutside.exe >now its time for some world class hacking >goes to fbi.gov/hack >crap theres a password >clippy shows up on the side on the screen >it looks like your trying to hack the fbi would you- >clippy gives me the passcode >goes to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters >congratulations hacker you now have control over the FBI's helicopters >what would you like to do option a go down option b ascend option c explode >goes with option c >flaming helicopters fall form the sky baby i would never eat dog food
i am strong in a mental way i have autism but i don't get offended when some one makes a autism joke. About 7 years ago i got a dog she is a golden cavapoo named molly that is now 7 years old i remember the ride home i was with my brother and i got to hold molly for most of the way home she was just so cute and sweet but she did throw up but i had a towel
my first week at fm9 was to say the least an interesting one almost all the classrooms where easy to find except for one one sign said it was this way--> but the other one said this way<----- it wasn't in the middle SO WHERE IS IT apparently it was neither way but it was actually behind the sign that pointed the other way what a design fail and that was my only problem this week also don't click this button
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